a haiku about buying college textbooks
what the fuck textbooks
you’re made of paper and ink
not fucking diamonds.
HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY HENRY! 5th May, 1983.
Wishing you all the happiness and success! -Amancanfly
A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.
The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.
Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.
Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.
WHO WANTS TO ROAD TRIP WITH ME TO THIS VENDING MACHINE Y/Y?
I think Johannes Gutenberg’s mind would turn to mush and come out of his ears and eyes if he ever saw this.
GRABBY HANDS I WANT
GIVE IT HERE
I might just have died
They installed one of these in my local book store THE WEEK AFTER I MOVED AWAY.
Gutenberg would probably be crying tears of joy. Look how far his invention has come.
take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks
Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography
Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.
Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret
Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off
What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation
Sometimes I forget how old Buffy is and then I see a laptop.
if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
Then, everything changed when the firemelon attacked