a haiku about buying college textbooks
what the fuck textbooks
you’re made of paper and ink
not fucking diamonds.
anythingyoucanshipicanshipharder:
A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.
The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.
Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.
Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.
WHO WANTS TO ROAD TRIP WITH ME TO THIS VENDING MACHINE Y/Y?
I think Johannes Gutenberg’s mind would turn to mush and come out of his ears and eyes if he ever saw this.
GRABBY HANDS I WANT
GIVE IT HERE
I might just have died
They installed one of these in my local book store THE WEEK AFTER I MOVED AWAY.
Gutenberg would probably be crying tears of joy. Look how far his invention has come.
take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks
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