Holy Beelzebub! I was just sitting in my loft bed thinking about video editing and then there’s this strange crawling sensation on my foot, so I ignore it at first thinking it’s part of my restless leg syndrome kicking in, but then I look down and it’s a freaking bug on my foot. In my 6 ft bed… On my foot!!! I proceed to casually freak out and find a bottle to catch it after I swiftly flail my foot in the air. I look back behind me to get a pill bottle and it’s then gone. I ain’t having none of this tonight so I then continue on to shake out every blanket and pillow off the side of my bed, but it’s nowhere to be found. This all takes place within about the duration of a minute. Meanwhile, I’m bumping my head on the ceiling and I just happen to look back at the head of the bed and there it is on the wall right where my pillows are. “How the heck did it get there?” I wonder as I spasm looking for the elusive pill bottle that I had not retrieved earlier. Then, I catch it. It’s about an 1.5 in long and I try to shake it out of the bottle. I see it fall/fly out but it disappears into thin air. At this point I have the heebie jeebies and wonder if it flew back onto me and if there was a second or possible infestation of bugs living on my bed because it still didn’t make sense how it got from my foot the the head of the bed even if it flew. It would have had to flown into my face… 0.o. Google also becomes dangerous as I proceed to look it up. Turns out it might be a German cockroach, and we all know that cockroaches are rarely without a date or several others. So now, here I am freaking out WITH socks on afraid of the bug assault prepared to be launched on me. I’ve always tried not to kill bugs and I don’t dislike them, as I love all creatures or can at least appreciate them. They just creep me out if they crawl on me or are near me. I’m scared. Please let there be no more bed/ceiling/wall/body crawling bugs. I hate the feeling that I get when I am paranoid of being insect attacked right before I am trying to sleep.
Needless to say, I am planning on video editing tomorrow and hopefully not getting accosted by anything tonight… Or ever hopefully… *fingers crossed*
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